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I own both devices (Bold and 3GS), and periodically I switch devices when I'm in a business mode or leisure mode. As we know, the iPhone kicks ass with its Safari browser, but nothing beats a physical keyboard along with a replaceable battery and MicroSD memory card.
Why I like the iPhone: Safari browser, and the fact that chicks are more impressed with the iPhone when I go out clubbing with it. Chance of getting laid is easier when you sport the iPhone because chicks dig it more. Why I like the Blackberry: easy to switch the MicroSD memory card. You can put in all the nature pictures, romance flicks and songs in the device when you are with your girlfriend, and while she's away you can put in the MicroSD memory card loaded with nasty MP4 pornos for fun. Try doing that in your iPhone, buddy! |
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SmoothOperator silently approaches a small cluster of women in the corner of the bar that have been watching his every move, confidently tugging on the collar of his pastel blue Members Only jacket to ensure that it is standing up at just the right height that says "I'm cool." As his figure emerges from the dark, smokey depths of the dance floor bathed in multi-colored lights gleaming from the disco ball overhead, it is then that Leslie Wannamaker, the unofficial pack leader of the three friends that have been watching SmoothOperator walk across the dance floor, realizes just what a mistake they have made. She can see clearly now that they have wasted their time. Not so much because of the Members Only jacket, and not so much because of the greased back hair. No, in reality it's because of the pencil thin mustache, the pimply face, and the pocket protector that seem to take center stage with SmoothOperator. It was made worse for her when he said through a slimy smile "hello, ladies" with saliva dripping from his lips. She quickly came to the conclusion that looking at SmoothOperator was like looking at a horrific train wreck. She wanted to look away, but her morbid curiosity couldn't let her stop. She only hoped that the others felt the same way so at least she wouldn't seem so strange. And it was then that it happened: SmoothOperator reached into his pants (strangely enough, not into a pocket but right in the center of his pants, and it was never determined if he was reaching over or under his underwear) and whipped out his iPhone. The music immediately stopped, the fog machine quit belching out fog, and everyone gasped at the exact same time. Leslie didn't even notice the overwhelming silence or the acid burning in her stomach when she involuntarily looked SmoothOperator in the eyes and blurted out "I must have sex with you!" Quote:
So if nothing else, thank you for filling my morning with a good laugh. Really. I mean it. Thanks. I would never be sarcastic with you. |
*falls of her chair and can't get back up* ian, thank you for making an incredibly dull day into one where i can't stop laughing after that post!
secondly.. my friend has an iPhone, and till date he hasn't gotten laid. my girlfriends have blackberry's and they've gotten laid twice this week. ooh, i think we have a clear winner. |
Now there's an endorsement for the BlackBerry!
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hahaha, there you go!
apparently smoothoperator feels that iPhones help you get laid.. which is sad that a guy would need a phone to get laid.. are you that uhm..asthetically not pleasing? :S then again my girlfriend's who have blackberries are super fit. maybe that's why... |
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@ ifonline, I heart u. This gave me such joy @ work. I love it. |
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I'm almost speechless in regards to what SmoothOperator has said. Maybe there's a niche of women that are easilly impressed by cell phones that are shiny, and they are attracted to men such as SmoothOperator that cheat on their girlfriends on the weekends and watch porn on their cell phones. I dunno.
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Holy cow, wabbit... Giant wall of image does 500 points of damage! You really gotta scale down that picture! Please!
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You could copy and paste the code below in place of the image in your post. This code will show a smaller version of the picture that is a link to the larger version. I just uploaded the original plus a smaller version to one of my websites.
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