I knew the finance was a bit dodge but had no idea it got this bad!! Lets just hope they don't change everything, that would suck! I'm going to find out once and for all if this is real!
Wait, you mean The Onion is a satirical publication? My whole world just came crashing down around me. I don't know if I can go on with this new-found knowledge. Everything I once knew is now wrong.
* ifonline shuffles off into a dark corner of the room, head buried in hands, sobbing softly as he mumbles over and over again "magic bananas" *
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Ian
Semper Fi 3/2/2
"Wow" is now overused. Therefore, I will use "Magic bananas" instead.